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DAVID LEE ROTH
August 1, 1979
When it comes to heavy metal, David Roth has proven he can cop, swap and hop hernias with the best And for the pure groinal joy of piston power between the knees, you'd think he'd prefer to chop his hog 'ti it was little more than peewee pork sausage. But NOOO!!! This molten Piltdown man wants all the chrome he can wrap his cowhided thighs around. Give him fully-dressed or give him death! (And now that he's taken the training wheels off, he may get a shot at both ...)