ALICE DOESN’T FLOP HERE ANYMORE
Mothers still hide their babies from me.
May 1, 1979
"Hey, wanna see some great moments in TV?" Alice Cooper whispered conspiratorially, like a fat guy with a two-day beard hustling dirty pictures. Without waiting for a reply, the skinny singer turns on a videotape machine and begins to narrate a raft of goofy out-takes from his favorite daytime TV shows.
First a buxom lass in a halter top comes charging to the stage on The Price Is Right. As she heads down the center aisle, her pert breasts nod, wink and then completely fall out of her flimsy top, bouncing up and'down like casaba melons on a trampoline.
