Stars Cars
DEVO
To your average rocker, the city bus is absolutely the lowest means of transportation. But when you stop to think about it, what more fitting vehicle could Devo have chosen? Walking? Too pedestrian. Hitch-hiking? Too San Franciscoid. Mule train? Too messy. No, this is definitely the best of all possible choices. Not only does it put to good use Akron's #1 export, rubber, ft is also a virtual cornucopia of visual possibilities for future costumatic paraphernalia. Most important, though, is the fact that the Devo bus Has been the scene of only one fatality in all its years of service; a Guyana refugee who believed Devo to be the Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse threw himself under the wheels in their honor. Driver L. "Guess who?" Presley contends it's safer than a trip to the chamberpot. Who can argue with those statistics?