KEEF: “I’ve Only Fallen Over Twice In 15 Gigs!”

(Herewith we give you the first injection of CREEM's infamous STONES TAPES, in which Roy Carr, Keith Richard, and Mick Jagger set new world record?for loose talk and pinguid prose. Part the first of KElTH's incredibly normal, well-rehearsed, meticulously recorded, paint-by-number perspective. —Ed.)

Contrary to legend, out on the road The Rolling Stones attempt to lead as normal a life as one can expect when living out of a suitcase and relying on room service.