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FEET IN THE MUD, HEAD IN THE CLOUDS Thank you Simon Frith (to you I will my first born), for that outrageously candid collaboration of society's wealthiest square artist—the Bee Gees! Without the beautiful, the backward and the bald (who, I might say, has more class and style than 25, I repeat 25, Ted Nugents & Patti Smiths), where would all the "astonishingly unhip" rock 'n' rollers be? Where would I be? I am willing to risk ridicule—unlike many closet-listeners.