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ANDY GIBB

July 1, 1978

To what depths of degradation will young Andrew plunge the Ivory Snow clean and honorable name of Gibb?It's bad enough that he has disgraced the family's solidarity with more than a mild hint of marital disharmony, but to actively frequent the warehouse sale at Mel's Midnight Auto Parts for such unusual ornaments as vintage Rolls Royse headlights, MGB wheels, Model A bumper pegs, and seat covers made up of the downy hides of ex-Runways, is going too far! The least he could do is give Maurice a follicle transplant after collecting the hairs from his comb for that erotic touch of fur around his steering wheel. Don't worry, Andy, nobody will ever recognize their auto parts after the Earl Scheib paint job, and Maurice will never notice it's his hair hugging the weelit's been too long since he's see it.

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