FLYING TURTLES OF URANUS: A Capsule Dictators History & Manifesto

Back in the summer of 1970 I was at this Stooges show at Ungano’s in N.Y.C. when this kid comes up to me and asks me if I really think Bruce Gamble is a lousy goalie. Turns out the lad was reading Fusion mag where they happened to recently run a picture of me for some reason so he knew from my ears and nose I was the Mad Meltz and I’d just bad-rapped Bruce in a sports piece.