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DOLLY PARTON

February 1, 1978

You can take your pictures of Kiss Unmasked and you can put them where the sun don't shine, baby, because this photo is the News Item Of The Century, and you saw it first in CREEM. Sure, it's the Dolly Dumpling we all know and lust after; the spider nest cotton candy 'do, the color me Barbra claws, the soft as a baby's behind smile, the sorghum sweet pipes, the twin engine buoys keeping Dolly afloat; but this picture proves once and for all that Dolly Parton has a navel underneath her monumental overhang, and what's more, YOU CAN SEE IT! Thanks to the wonders of modern engineering, Dolly's Double Eagle Iron Maiden sweeps those suckers up, up and away from her curvaceous little nether regions. Hey...any time!

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