RUSH TO JUDGEMENT

I was really mad at my sister. She borrowed my best pair of black pants, ripped them lamentably, and then refused to give them back. I've found only two methods to deal with capricious older sisters. The first way is physical force; when we had an argument as to the ownership of a certain purple umbrella, I simply broke it over her head.

The second way is to resort to bratty little sister tactics, at which I am an expert. For example, I will show you how the group Rush has twice smote angrily at my dear sister. She had slammed the phone down after stating that she had no intention of returning my black pants.