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BAY CITY ROLLERS
December 1, 1976
Are these the famous teen dreams, The Bay City Rollers? Yes, they most certainly are. Are they cute? Yup. Have they opened up new fashion horizons for the world's teenagers? Definitely. Will they burn their career out in a matter of months? More than likely. Do they look like kids who, if they had gone to your high school, wouldn't have gotten to the ninth grade without getting the livin' crap kicked out of 'em jointly and separately? Absolutely. Then why are these geeks being chauffeured around in a limousine? Because none of them are old enough to drive, stupid!