WHAT MAKES BILLY SWIM?

'Scuse me, all you Messrs. Next-BigThing out there. All you whiz kid garage guitarists, lawyers who'd rather play bass than get tangled up in probate, dreamers of a gig at some CBGB's followed next week by Shea Stadium, and all you other guys who persist in getting radical shags down at the local blow dry palace long after it's become unfashionable for all but the precious few who'd look out of place on their album covers without them (and if you just cut it short, you really need help).

Think twice before you take that big plunge off the deep end. Tell Clive he can waiTfiveminutes with the contract. You better make sure the swimming pool of your life has some water in it.