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GRANDMA WALTON IN THE TUNNEL

The combined populace of Windsor and Detroit must be enlightened about the Border.

May 1, 1976
BILL CLAYTON

The combined populace of Windsor and Detroit must be enlightened about the Border. Capital "B" for Border, because only one is in question: the Windsor/Detroit division. If a traveller desires barbarous persecution, let that traveller pour his masochistic self through the Windsor/Detroit Tunnel.

Returning through the Tunnel to Detroit is akin to escaping gravity and achieving orbit. Each time I have entered the Tunnel I felt I was being slung into an abyss, accelerating through a halfgloom hung with shadowy expectation. Excitement grows. Yellow tiles flash by like the smiles of a million Bucky Beavers who have not used toothpaste. Finally:

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