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Queen Take On The Eskimoes

May 1, 1976
Robert Duncan

He's adorable! And it wasn't all that long ago that we of the buck tooth persuasion were considered something along the lines of...oh, would "hideously deformed" capture it? It's euphemistically referred to as "overbite," but in the streets of our miserable everyday lives we so afflicted were taunted with names like "Bugs," and "rabbit" and "Bucky Beaver." And why shouldn't we be? I mean the only one of our kind who ever really made it on any sort of mass, public (i.e. in plain unadorned view) scale was always some dumb hillbilly or hang-dog, dopey-eyed Donald Sutherland type. That's hardly inspiring.

But that's all over now, friends. Finis. Cause Freddie Mercury is A-D-O-RA-B-L-E. That's Freddie Mercury of the buck teeth I'm talking about. Freddie Mercury is adorable and a bona fide sex symbol. And Buck Teeth Liberation is here to stay!

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