THE DICTATORS Go Girl Crazy (Epic)

Betcha thought I’d up and puke, eh guys? Get pissed and pan your debut like a snotty azzole, huh? Like, how the fuck do ya get off on doing these crude Surfari ripoff cruisin’ tunes? Just how low can ya get? Think you’re real smart, eh? Bein’ cracked up as hotshit Noo Yawhk rock ‘n’ roll success stories means turd to me . . . I’m from Queens myself: used to hang out with the hippies, chewing gum and screwing up and bein’ a tuff cookie like my sister who was once the Queen of Green Point, Brooklyn. So I got you dudes all figured out. Another buncha sick turkeys. This rock ‘n’ roll gig’s “Just a hobby, nuthin’ but,” eh? Tell me about it. . .