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THE CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDE

Queen: “Queen II” (Elektra). Wimpoid royaloid heavyoid android void. C minus. Elton John: “Caribou” (MCA). I give up. Of course he’s a machine, but haven’t you ever loved a machine so much that it took on personality? I was reminded of my first car, a ‘50 Plymouth.

October 1, 1974
Robert Christgau

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Robert Christgau

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