GET INTO DAVID'S PANTS

Remember the first kid on your block who had a Davey Crockett coonskin cap? Elvis Presley sideburns? Beatle haircut? Peter Fonda sunglasses? Mick Jagger lips? Well this season it’s David Bowie, and it seems that every where you turn there’s another suburban streetcorner incarnation of that lunar prance.

If you’re one of the aforementioned Bowie mutants, you’re just who we’re looking for. Or even if you're not, maybe one of the pack you run with has been bludgeoned with the flash stick. Turn in your grandmother if she fits the bill. She’ll thank you all the rest of her days.