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GURU DATA: I Am Curious (Maalox)

The Satguru (Perfect Master) Maharaj Ji is a plump little porkchop of self-proclaimed divinity. When the little one took human form some fifteen years ago, his dad (himself a Perfect Master and the original perpetrator of the Divine Light Mission scam) had the blueprint already laid out.

March 1, 1974

GURU DATA: I Am Curious (Madox)

The Satguru (Perfect Master) Maharaj Ji is a plump little porkchop of self-proclaimed divinity. When the little one took human form some fifteen years ago, his dad (himself a Perfect Master and the original perpetrator of the Divine Light Mission scam) had the blueprint already laid out. "The Perfect Master," he proclaimed, "has finally come who will be able to do the fullness for which he has come. He is so great I can but prostrate myself in front of him." But Pop never did see the bountiful fruits of the salvation show he hustled into being; he prostrated himself forever when his son was eight.

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