ELTON JOHN’S HEAVY 100

Being one of the most avowed record gluttons on public record — with more records than he's ever been able to count — we figured that having Elton John list his personal favorite albums might yield an interesting compilation. "Sure thing," said Elton when we approached him with the idea, and he immediately began spewing record titles like a man possessed. When we finally had to forceably wrench the pen from his hands, he'd already gotten up to 286 and was just beginning to hit his stride. What we've done is amputate one hundred entries from the list (thrown together in no particular order), but should you want to know the full roster, just slide a quarter our way and we'll mail the full, uncensored edition back to you in a plain brown wrapper.

1. AFTERMATH (The Rolling Stones)