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Rock-a-Rama

ADRIAN SMITH (MCA):: �I paid for your goddamn voice lessons, Adrian, and I paid a lot. You�re going to be an entertainer or I�m gonna know why.� �But Mom!� Wait a minute, you two. Mrs. Smith, she�ll never be an entertainer because her voice sounds like a frog.

November 1, 1973

Rock-a-Rama

ADRIAN SMITH (MCA):: �I paid for your goddamn voice lessons, Adrian, and I paid a lot. You�re going to be an entertainer or I�m gonna know why.� �But Mom!� Wait a minute, you two. Mrs. Smith, she�ll never be an entertainer because her voice sounds like a frog. And Adrian, here, these are for you. You�ll like them — they�re chocolate flavored, and quick-acting.

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