Alice Cooper’s School Daze

Remember, O brudders, those good old days in high school when you dreamed that someday you’d be in a longhaired rock 'n' roll band just like the Beatles and the girls’d be drooling all over you? Or maybe you’re in high school right now, and you look at certain boa-flashing phenoms of our time and think, “If those faggots can do it, so can I!”

Take heart, bubbas; you’re right.