DUST MY PUMICE
Wide Worid Of Spuzz
Mickey Mantle ("Call me Michael") will be in town the week of February 8. The former triple .crown swatter will receive the annual Humanitarian Brotherhood Award for work done with retarded children, ceremonies to be held at the Chateau Chez Poodle in West Babylon. Tickets for this exciting dinner-dance can be had for $25, $50 and $100, all proceeds to go to Tuberculosis.
Speaking of retards, have any use for them? Well if you do then why not send half your annual income to Special Olympics, P.O. Box 3333, New York, N.Y. 10011. Your dough will enable morons, idiots and imbeciles — and don't forget the mongoloids! — to run all over some track somewhere and do the high jump and things like that. Might be fun to watch! But they can't hold it unless you give (sounds good to me).
